Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
