Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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