I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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