There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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