I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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