Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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