He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I need to calm my uterus...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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