i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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