I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sacagawea was the original milf.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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