Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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