My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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