Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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