If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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