He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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