this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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