You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I didn't notice because vodka
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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