just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
did you just send me my own nude
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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