No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
