glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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