Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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