just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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