Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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