If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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