1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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