I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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