I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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