puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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