She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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