Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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