What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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