Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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