Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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