Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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