Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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