I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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