I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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