Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
