do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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