forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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