There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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