Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
