have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Life without a bra equals bliss.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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