am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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