I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's rum buckets o'clock
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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