It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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