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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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