At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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