oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
