508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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