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she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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