it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
