Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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