you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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