singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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