Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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