She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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