We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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